wonderful man who keeps it regular in the great state of Wisconsin, recently stumbled across a real find for American culinary history: Mettja Roate's The New Hamburger and Hot Dog Cookbook. Not surprisingly-- I mean, the man gets paid to think-- Garrett wasn't content with idle reading, and put Mrs. Roate's recipes to the test. He e-mailed me such a fantastic account of his project that I asked him if I could cut and paste it here. Ever generous, he agreed. And so, with great thanks and deep admiration, I bring you Forgotten Pie's first-ever Letter From Our Correspondent. ---MP
So check it out. I was pretty much just kickin' it this one day--you know, boogie chillin', kickin' it cold-style. But just kickin' it. Mindin' my own goddamn business. I'm at the bookstore, the regular one. Well no sooner do I get to just maintaining my own regular shit, than I stumble across this book, and I thought of you. You see it's this cookbook, from a little while ago, and it struck me that perhaps it well expressed the essence of a time and a place. Mettja Roate lived, according to the dust jacket, in Milwaukee, WI (a city which perhaps you will recall) with her husband. As of the mid-1970s, Mrs. Roate had composed a number of cookbooks, including the two published in this compendium, The New Hamburger and Hot Dog Cookbook. It was the title and blatant ambition of the latter volume (i.e., The New Hot Dog Cookbook ; first published 1968) that really caught my eye. It is, of course, a collection of well over 250 hot dog recipes. But just as the sheer multitude of Luther's 95 theses belied a simple appeal lying beneath the verbal barrage, so too is it with hot dogs in the world of Mrs. Roate. Woven throughout her book is a sustained assault on the pretensions of unprocessed meats. Make no mistake, however. It is not merely the shortcomings of traditional meats that ultimately recommend the hot dog. To be sure, the hot dog is economic and efficient. But before we can properly hear Mrs. Roate's call, we must wrest the sibling divinities Economy and Efficiency from their entanglement in the tired discourse of need. What an aristocratic prejudice has arbitrarily and derisively labeled "cutting corners" can and ought to be reconceived as rounding them off in accordance with the unbroken circle of Culinary Reason itself. What The New Hot Dog Cookbook suggests is that we allow these rational gods of the postwar kitchen to flower forth, for once, into their own most proper sphere. Only there, freed from the coercive dominion of steaks and chops, can we truly learn to partake of their succulent blossom with the defiant shamelessness befitting the dignity of our modern self-consciousness. No, the hot dog is no bastard meatchild of crass necessity; it is, rather, a tasty avatar of Superabundance itself.
But it is Mrs. Roate who says it all most profoundly in her characteristic prose: athletic, terse, and yet strategically indulgent. In her "Introduction" she playfully notes that "no one in America needs an introduction" to that distinctive "seasoned ground meat held captive in a casing." Doubtless this is due to the incontrovertible fact that in this country "we consume 80 wieners yearly per person on the average." And yet Mrs. Roate realizes that familiarity itself can be a barrier to a subtle understanding of the sausage. And so she recounts in detail the steps by which meat packers imbue the hot dog with its "succulent flavor" and "wonderful appetizing color", which we know so well and cherish so fervently. Automation in the meat-measurement process guarantees the uniformity of the sausages. The sausages are rushed to our local grocer: "Rest assured," she soothes us, "that when you buy that package of wieners in your market, you are buying thoroughly cooked meat without a fraction of an ounce of waste." Mrs. Roate extends her helpful advice to the selection of hot dogs: "When you find a nationally known or regional brand that is to your complete liking, stay with it to avoid disappointment." By the end of the introduction, the main themes that guide her exhortation have become clear: "Wieners are made from only the purest ground lean meat. They are delicately seasoned and delicately smoked. Above all, wieners are always fully cooked before they reach your shopping cart making them a truly time-saving, economical, delicious source of protein and energy for your family." In her most succinct formulation, whose tone is well-earned: "Hail to the Hot Dog!"Throughout the chapters of the book, Mrs. Roate sustains her plea for hot dog supremacy by appealing once again to their "ruddy, inviting color" that conceals "nary a speck of waste". "Active" children, she tells us, have an "innate love of hot dogs", and why wouldn't they?--considering the "delicate flavor" and "total meat content" of the special sausage. When one looks at cooking with "cold logic", one can hardly avoid the rational appeal of the hot dog. Consider, if you will, Mrs. Roate's argument for the primacy of hot dog main dishes: "Hot dogs, made of pure, lean meat contain the same proteins as steaks, chops, and roasts. Isn't it good economy to substitute the economical, tasty hot dog for these more expensive cuts? If you want good, nourishing meals for your family, plan them around hot dog main dishes. Hot dogs offer you triple savings. First of all, they take less cooking time than any other meat on the market because they have been completely cooked before you buy them. Secondly, hot dogs are loaded with pure economy when you compare their price to the other cuts of meat on your butcher's counter. Thirdly, there is not a speck of waste to a hot dog. You are getting all meat--no bones, no thick fat, no inedible gristle. You are purchasing pure, waste-free meat for your precious food dollar. Hot dogs are great--especially when they form the main dish of your family's meal." And after staring us down with her undeniable logic, she utilizes her considerable talents in the art of prose to go in for the emotional kill. At times she recalls the fierce yet beautiful rhythm of the hot dog factory itself: "You will find," she tells us, "that when hot dogs are united with dough, they turn into wonderful budget stretchers and even greater flavor abettors."
As you can plainly see, Megan, I could hardly restrain myself from doing my own small, humble part to help recreate Mrs. Roate's forgotten dream. One recipe which, to my mind, especially embodied the ideals of Mrs. Roate was her take on the time-honored "Hot Dog Aspic".
The recipe:
HOT DOG ASPIC
1 T unflavored gelatin
1/4 c cold water
1 1/2 c hot beef bouillon or stock
10 hot dogs
1/2 c celery, diced
1/4 c parsley, chopped
5 hard-boiled eggs, chilled & peeled
shredded lettuce
Soften the gelatin in the 1/4 c cold water. Dissolve the softened gelatin in the hot beef stock. Stir well until all of the gelatin granules are dissolved.
Cut the hot dogs in half and stand them on end, cut side down, in a 10" circular tube mold. Sprinkle the diced celery and the parsley over the bottom of the mold.
Cut the hard-boiled eggs lengthwise and place them around the center "tube" of the mold. Pour the gelatin mixture carefully into the mold.
Place in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours. Unmold on a bed of shredded lettuce. Serve in generous slices. Serves 6.Well actually, as you can see, it's really a piece of cake. Getting the cut hot dogs to stand in an aesthetically pleasing formation was one of my initial worries, but actually the chopped celery allowed itself to be positioned in such a way so as to avoid the most egregious cases of the almost inevitable wiener-lean. One word of caution: In my case, I needed more stock/gelatin mixture than the recipe originally called for, in order to really fill the mold out in an acceptable fashion. The more severe problem I ran into, which, I suspect, is a partial function of the one just mentioned, is that even a 5 hour cooling time turned out to be not quite sufficient, as within 10 min. of the unmolding one of the sides of the aspic began to discoagulate in a mildly unsettling manner. But as for the steely-hearted dinner guests--myself, Pityfest, and Farciaga--even this setback could not dull our appetite. Farciaga went so far as to indicate that the mold-salad was "actually kind of tasty" "in its own way", "not that bad" though the "parsley really overpowers" the hot dogs (understandable due to the delicate flavor of the latter). With Farciaga's judgment on the parsley I had to concur. But, in addition, I am slightly ashamed to admit that my palate was not yet developed enough to be able to appreciate the idiosyncratic texture of the dish, which, due to the aforementioned difficulties, ended up somewhere in the range of just barely undercooked egg whites. But despite this handicap I was able to join Farciaga in reporting that it was "not that bad", although in retrospect I can see that my conscience was perhaps not as good with regard to this particular claim as was his. Even for Pityfest (who at first politely declined the treat, stating soon after the initial unmolding that, after all, he "felt actually rather full"--and persisted in his thinly veiled disingenuousness for quite some time, until at last even he succumbed to the vision of well-balanced nourishment promised by the salad's ruddy, inviting color) the experience was far from unpleasurable. Despite an initial reflex-reaction (hardly constitutive of a considered critique of any dish) which resulted in the escape of an amount of vomit so small as to be hardly worth mentioning, Pityfest himself later, though falling short of an outright declaration of coincidence, confirmed that said reflex was "almost certainly" the effect of "still being hungover from last night," rather than the direct effect of anything he ate, let alone the aspic in question.
--Garrett Bredeson





